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Posted 14 November 2016 - 11:52 AM

Lets have a little fun..Tongue in cheek BUT on some of these just barely in cheek :mellow: ...Lets remember WHO we are dealing with here.. :DEVILMAN:

 

Trumpolini Invades Cuba

 

Trumpolini Nukes N. Korea

 

N. Korea Nukes LA, Seattle and Hawaii

 

Trumpolini Nukes Aleppo

 

Trumpolini Names Barron Future American Emperor

 

Trumpolini Nukes Mexico City, payback for non payment on the Fence / Wall

 

Trumpolini Nukes Washington DC..can now live full time in Trumpolini Tower (see, i drained the swamp)

 

Trumpolini Divorces Melania, Marries Daughter Ivanka

 

Trumpolini Has Rosie O'Donnel Water Boarded to Death

 

Nuclear Winter Expected After Russia / America Nuclear Exchange

 

1 Joker Named New Head of Trumpolini Gestapo

 

Trumpolini Declares Himself Emperor of America for Life

 

Trumpolini Sentences Entire Clinton Family to Death

 

Trumpolini OUTLAWS God, Says HE is now the Deity

 

Trumpolini Says All Americans must now be Orange

 

Trumpolini Declares Hitler's B Day a National Holiday

 

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 02:33 PM

Ivanka Sells 1 million $10,000 Bracelets, Claims there was no Conflict of Interest!

 

Trumpolini Has Bono Killed, U2 jailed by friend Putin in Siberia

 

Trumpolini INSISTS all children K-12 wear Brown Shirts and be Orange Toned

 

Trump's Son Arrested in Lemonade Heist at Lipton

 

Trump has Glenn Beck Jailed in Siberia

 

Trump Moves GitMo Prisoners to Siberia

 

Shocking Photos of Putin and Puppet Trumpolini in Bed!

 

Al Sharpton Goes Missing after White House Visit

 

Trumpolini Declares Mussolini's B Day a National Holiday

 

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Posted 15 November 2016 - 03:15 PM

I think the best we can hope for is that Trump realizes he's quite the amateur in leading a country.

Maybe if we asked him nicely, Trump would admit that he's way over his head on this president thing,

and we could convince him to appoint people with sanity and a proven track record to do

the heavy lifting for him.

We would assign Trump a respectful title, like Chief Honcho and Bossman, so he doesn't lose face.


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 08:15 PM

I got a few for you, just to be fair and balanced.

 

Hillary stabs Bill in fight over his "Energizer", divorce pending....  Clinton Foundation at risk.........

 

Podesta and Mook to marry this April in shock announcement....   Mrs. Podesta files for divorce....

 

Hillary admitted to Walter Reid Hospital for "observation".........

 

Huma Abedin arrested for espionage, Saudi mole exposed by NSA and Clinton emails

 

Weiner convicted on all counts of child porn charges....  Found hanging in his cell that night.........

 

Ginsburg dies, Breyer to retire, Trump gets to appoint two more to SCOTUS in addition to his recent recess appointment of Andrew Napolitano

 

Ted Nugent takes over at the helm of Dept. of the Interior, promises big changes to hunting and fishing restrictions on government lands.....

 

George Soros dead at age 86.......   Major blow to subversive anti American, progressive, globalist groups.

 

MSNBC to revamp format, will report real, actual news, actual facts instead of progressive propaganda.....  

 

CNN files for chapter 11 bankruptcy, staggering loss of revenue for years for failing to report the truth, the actual news....

 

Trump appoints Al Sharpton as ambassador to Hell.  Sharpton accepts, Hell rejects offer and asks for Jesse Jackson instead.........


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Posted 15 November 2016 - 09:37 PM

Good stuff Chris lol...always said you represent the educated faction of the Trumpoloinis quite well.

UV, am sure Trump would be happy with Chief Honcho...I hear he's having trouble getting good people though...Even Dr. Carson said Sayonara Donald.

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Posted 16 November 2016 - 11:41 AM

Good stuff Chris lol...always said you represent the educated faction of the Trumpoloinis quite well.

UV, am sure Trump would be happy with Chief Honcho...I hear he's having trouble getting good people though...Even Dr. Carson said Sayonara Donald.

Thanks Trails....   And don't believe everything you hear and read about Trump having trouble getting good people.  Remember, the MSM will do everything in their power to denigrate, smear, and discredit Trump, make him to look foolish and inept, over his head.   This is their mission for the next four years, to carry water for the dems and get them back into power in four years.  So different if he were a dem, they would be fawning over and flatulating sweet little unicorn farts over every "brilliant" staffing pick or political move.  They would be doing human interest stories on their families, how wonderful they are, what hope they bring to America and it's future.   Nope, not for Republicans, always the negative story, always attacking.  This means they don't get it yet, the MSM and their liberal political masters.  Americans are tired of seeing and hearing the MSM carry water for the dems, always on their side.   Until they realize this, and report fairly, evenly, go after both sides with the same zeal and passion, they will most likely keep losing.   Funny they don't realize this yet after it was pushed so hard back in their faces with the election of Donald Trump.   Chris


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Posted 16 November 2016 - 02:16 PM

Chris, I will agree and I thought myself the MSM was not being fair with much of this reporting. After all the guy has two months to get his act together and it's only been 8 days. I understand and see that bro. That said, just like with Hillary's Wiki Leaks, content should not be totally dismissed just because of where it came from. People like Rogers and Carson leaving is not a good sign. I also am LMAO at Christie being thrown under the bus AND the people he also had for the Transition. So much for loyalty from Trumpolini.

 

Rachel Maddow, yes Rachel Maddow pointed out that Christie was at this job since May, when nobody thought Trumpolini could actually win. He brought his people in too and now that Trump actually won they are now all gone in favor of the son in law. He and Christie not buddies since Christie put his old man in prison.

 

Today's Headline

 

Blood and Cranberry Sauce, Thanksgiving Day Violence Expected to SOAR among Families

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 06:53 AM

Actually some of those "Headlines" are pretty creative!

Thanks, guys!

Here are a few of my own - with sub-headings.

 

Israel Bombs Iran!
Attack seen as response to Trump trashing Obama's nuclear deal


Trumps declaration of war on Syria nixed by the Senate and Congress
President learns only the legislature can declare war

Secretary of State Steve Bannon ousted by the Senate
Trump learns that the Senate must approve appointments

Trump program to deport all Mexicans overturned by the Supreme Court
The president finally reads the Constitution

Impeachment proceeds for Trump steering money to his corporations
 President finally learns the lessons of Checks and Balances in the Constitution


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Posted 17 November 2016 - 01:22 PM

Wow UV, good ones..top and bottom look super real too.

 

DNA Test Shows Barron to be Spawn of Satan..Rosemary's Baby :DEVILMAN:

 

Proof Trumpolini's Father Shot JFK from the Grassy Knoll

 

Marla Maples Admits Daughter was Concieved in Rape

 

Tape of Trumpolini telling Bannon. " You will be my Himmler "

 

Trump Makes Law Saying Orange Juice to now be called Trump Juice

 

Obamas have White House Fumigated after Trumps Visit

 

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 05:44 PM

Trails, that's a little desperate and below your obvious intellectual talent and your wicked wisdom of old age............   Take a time out and go to your "safe" corner, I'm thinking 15 minutes, no talking, or I'll add 5 more minutes for every bad headline....!   You can do better than that....!   I think I might have five or so rolling around in my head.....   Gotta refine them over the next two days and I'll get back to you here.  Oh, and Romney for Sec State.....?   Rumor mill.....?  Interesting....   I would prefer Bolton myself, or Ted Nugent.......  Or Chuck Norris.....  Or Schwarzenegger....!   Could you imagine the "Terminator" as Secretary of State....!   He would have the rest of the world pissing their pants....!   Imagine Arnold not getting his way and saying "I'll be back"..........!    So cool....!   Chris  


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Posted 18 November 2016 - 03:16 PM

Chris, just playing and using more of Enquirer type headlines. The real ones are quite frightening. We can laugh at theses the least. Would love to turn Chuck Norris loose btw. Good stuff.

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Posted 18 November 2016 - 04:42 PM

Chris, just playing and using more of Enquirer type headlines. The real ones are quite frightening. We can laugh at theses the least. Would love to turn Chuck Norris loose btw. Good stuff.

I think we like the same people..........!   All except Trump, who has grown on me a bit lately....    But that is ok.  Real conservatives appreciate diversity of thought and don't try to shut it down, we just ask more questions and try to figure out "why do they think that way"?   We also "run the numbers" to make sure it all makes sense....   And we never say "I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE..."........    Notice the elevated voice level....?  I get this a lot from libs and progs at work, and there are many of them, when they can't explain their position logically to me or realize they are losing the argument, which is often....!   Chris


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 04:00 PM

Trumpolini Invades Cuba!

 

5 Deferments Trumpolini Brings Back The Draft

 

Trumpolini Wants Guillotine for Women Who Have Abortions.

 

Trumpolini Wants A Nation Of Orange People ONLY!!!

 

Trumpolini Calls For School Children To Recite Allegiance To Trumpolini Every Morning

 

Trumpolini Forms The Trumpolini Youth Movement

 

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 06:39 PM

I got some for you....

 

Carrier AC is staying in the US.....!

 

Sanctuary cities lose federal funding...  and quickly back down, will work with ICE after Trump cuts federal funding for non compliance with US law

 

Russia and USA bomb ISIS into oblivion, FSA cut off from funding, immigration crush to Europe slows to a trickle

 

Ford keeps production in USA, planned to move to Mexico before Trump

 

Pelosi loses minority speaker position in house, in hospital for "observation"

 

Romney accepts offer from Trump to be US Ambassador to Antarctica

 

Saudi Arabia declares chapter 11 due to USA renewal of FRACKING under Trump

 

Putin and Trump on golf vacation in Scotland, Nato and Russia tensions subsiding quickly

 

14 Iranian fast attack boats blown to smithereens after training weapons on US destroyer

 

Parents, aunts, uncles, brothers, sisters, nieces, nephews of Somali jihadi who attacked Ohio State students deported yesterday with 5 minutes notice and only allowed to take one suitcase each, houses and assets seized as reparations to victims

 

Obama golfs seven days a week, rumored to be avoiding contact with Michelle around the house, who once again hates America


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 07:39 PM

You are a good sport Chris. You know too that some of Trumps message is ok by me but the messenger negates any possible support. Blowing up the Iranian swift boats would be fine but with Trumpolini the next headline could be the nuking of Tehran. Making Somoli relatives pay for the crimes of one family member seems a bit draconian to me too. Of course if immediate family members had a clue and it could be proven then I'm all for it. Let's leave the cousins and aunts alone though. Not too sure NATO would relax as you say though in a perfect world I suppose it's possible. More likely Germany would have to go nuclear without NATO. France and Britain wouldn't like it. After all, the Bear lives at their door step. All in all some good stuff there Chris. I take it you are not a Romney man lol.




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