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#1 tgianco

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 07:39 AM

It's got be very bad sequels: Caddyshack II, Cannonball Run II, Slap Shot II.

For me, it looks like sequels to entertaining comedies w/ a sports slant.
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 07:40 AM

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 07:49 AM

QUOTE(stevethedad @ Feb 3 2006, 07:40 AM) View Post

dumb and dumberer

Another sequel.

I can't remember my worst "original" movie. There's bad boring, and then there's comedically bad to where it's almost enjoyable (think Sci-fi movies w/ Lorenzo Lamas).
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 08:11 AM

Bride of Chucky. Comically bad!
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 08:22 AM

about 10 years ago there was a movie called "Strange Days". What a pile of garbage, I've got to think this is even worse than "Plan 9 from Outer Space" (though admittedly I've not seen that one).

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 10:32 AM

Napolean Dynamite

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 10:41 AM

"Dude, Where's My Car"

Vomitously bad!

Edited by mylo, 03 February 2006 - 10:41 AM.

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 10:53 AM

QUOTE(Al Waysrite @ Feb 3 2006, 08:22 AM) View Post

about 10 years ago there was a movie called "Strange Days". What a pile of garbage, I've got to think this is even worse than "Plan 9 from Outer Space" (though admittedly I've not seen that one).

I love Strange Days. Were you upset with the politics of the movie (police corruption) or did you think the movie itself (plot, story, direction, etc.) was poor?

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 11:52 AM

QUOTE(bishmasterb @ Feb 3 2006, 10:53 AM) View Post

I love Strange Days. Were you upset with the politics of the movie (police corruption) or did you think the movie itself (plot, story, direction, etc.) was poor?

it wasn't about the politics, it was the unbelievably bad, overly complex story line, the insipid dialogue, excessive length, boring unlikeable characters. Shall I go on?

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 12:40 PM

Moulin Rouge! We stopped watching after 20 minutes.

Anyone else feel the same? Maybe I have no taste!

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 12:47 PM

SOLARIS.... thumbsdownsmileyanim.gif (Clooney)....What a waste of my time...we walked out of the theater popcorn in hand.

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 01:13 PM

"The Phantom of the Opera" (the musical one). Hooboy. What a stinky pile of poo that was. It was pretty enough I guess, but the music was Andrew Lloyd Webber at the height of hackery (seriously, there was this like 45 minute long song called "Masquerade" that just repeats the same line over and over again) and the plot made no sense at all and was complicated by bizarre flashbacks and flashforwards. At one point the phantom blows up the opera house and the windows go blowing out very Bruckenheimerly, and I was thinking "why would a 19th century French opera house store dangerous explosives like that?"
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Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:07 PM

The English Patient...we thought it would never end.

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:08 PM

QUOTE(Terry @ Feb 3 2006, 12:40 PM) View Post

Moulin Rouge! We stopped watching after 20 minutes.

Anyone else feel the same? Maybe I have no taste!

Eyes Wide Shut bit.

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Posted 03 February 2006 - 02:13 PM

Natural Born Killers





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