Old Soldier,
I had sincerely hoped that Rosemary was elected to the Council - we would have had a shot to rename the bridge after Johnny (that and a list of other reasons that I wanted her to get elected, but, alas, that did not happen). With regard to being fiesty though, Cyndi Dow (former Council Member) and I have a long fascination with "The Wizard of Oz", mostly with the witches. Remember Glenda's line in the movie when she met Dorothy, "Are you a good witch or a bad witch"? To which Dorothy replied, "Why I am not a witch at all"? Before the Council meetings, Cyndi and I would ask the same question - as it turned out, more often than not, she was the good witch and I was the bad witch, for obvious reasons! Cyndi's birthday is the day after mine. A few years ago, after she moved away, I sent her a Wizard of Oz lunchbox - which she sometimes used as a purse. Well, this year for my birthday, friends from Folsom got me a sign that says "Don't make me release the flying monkees" (you will recall they were the monkees that guarded the wicked witch's castle). They made me promise to bring it to a Council meeting. The same people then surprised me at Christmas with a key chain. The key chain has a tape of six quotes from the wicked witch, in her voice. Again, they made me promise to play the sayings during a Council meeting. It has been sitting in front of me during the meetings, I am waiting for just the right moment. Stay tuned to upcoming Council meetings..................
Options include "How about a little fire, Scarecrow"
"Leaving my little party so soon? I wouldn't hear of it"
"I can cause accidents too!"
"I'll get you yet, my pretty, and your little dog too"
The sound of the evil laugh.
"I'm melting................."
"How bout something with a little poison in it"
and, last, but not least
Oh de oh, de oh do (the song sung by the flying monkees while they marched around the castle)
Now imagine me doing the evil laugh, as I sign off - and trust me, I do a pretty good imitation of the wicked witch!
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha
I like the idea but I still think you could cap the moment with "this is bull...t"
( and then watch the standing ovation from the crowd)