Posted 16 August 2019 - 06:48 AM
Hey, remember that day when we were going to have a huge economic recession because of the inverted yield curves? You remember that it was, like, Wednesday, right?
For an entire day, our mainstream news media focused on pretty much nothing else. The yield curves had inverted and by golly that meant we were about to have a massive recession!!!!!! Why, it was just around the corner!!!! Or maybe just maybe, all the fake journalists reported with bated breath were already in it!!!!!! Oh, happy days are here again!
But then, on Thursday, those pesky yield curves de-inverted, Wal-Mart had a fantastic earnings report, and consumer spending which happens to account for about 2/3rds of the U.S. economy blasted past projections by the always-wrong experts, with growth for July coming in at .7 percent, more than double the estimates of .3 percent.
Suddenly, the Great Inversion Recession of 2019 had come to an end. But what a 24 hours it was! Why, every leftwing journalist in America (which is about 95% of all journalists in America) spent the day in ecstasy. A recession is coming! Every pundit who has spent the last four years claiming every random event is the beginning of the end for Donald Trump suddenly felt vindicated. At last, Im right! they all thought, It only took me 1,223 tries!"
LMAO! Reason #583,965 that LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISEASE!!