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[Al Waysrite]

Sergeant Hulka, Stripes.

I got the reference the first time. However you strike me more as the Cruiser/Lee Harvey type.

[cw68]

I got the reference the first time. However you strike me more as the Cruiser/Lee Harvey type.

There was one?

I pictired you as Psycho.

[bishmasterb]

I always thought of some members of the forum as bearing a close resemblance to Navin Johnson.

[Al Waysrite]

I always thought of some members of the forum as bearing a close resemblance to Navin Johnson.

Maybe then they ought to go check out the oil can display.

[D's TK]

Anyone feeling goofy today???

If there's something strange in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

If there's something weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

If you're seeing things running through your head
Who can you call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

An invisible man sleeping in your Bed
Oh, who you gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Who you gonna call?

If you're all alone, pick up the phone
and call…

GHOSTBUSTERS!


I ain't afraid of no ghost
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call?

If you've had a dose of a freaky ghost
You'd better call………

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good

I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost

Don't get caught alone, oh no

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call....

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Ow!

[Al Waysrite]

The best song written by one of the greatest lyricists:

Roland was a warrior
from the land of the midnight sun
with his Thompson gun for hire
fighting to be done

the deal was made in Denmark
on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Biafra
to join the bloody fray

In sixty-six and seven
the fought the Congol war
with their fingers on the triggers
knee deep in gore

Days and nights they battled
the Bantu to their knees
they killed to earn their living
and help out the Congolese

Roland the Thompson gunner
Roland the Thompson gunner

His comrades fought beside him
VanOwen and the rest
but of all the Thompson gunners
Roland was the best

So the CIA decided
they wanted Roland dead
that son of a (censored) VanOwen
blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
time, time, time
for another peaceful war
Norway's bravest son
but time stands still for Roland
Till he evens up the score

They can still see his headless body
stalking through the night
in the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
in the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun

Roland searched the continent
for the man who done him in
He found him in Mombassa
in a barroom drinking gin
Roland raised his Thompson gun
he didn't say a word
but he blew VanOwen's body
from there to Johannisburg

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
talkin about the man
Roland the headless Thompson gunner

The eternal Thompson gunner
still wandering through the night
Now it's ten years later
but he still keeps up the fight
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine in Berkeley
Patty Hearst heard the burst
of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it




now you can get back to singing the Pina Colada song D.

[D's TK]

The best song written by one of the greatest lyricists:

Roland was a warrior
from the land of the midnight sun
with his Thompson gun for hire
fighting to be done

the deal was made in Denmark
on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Biafra
to join the bloody fray

In sixty-six and seven
the fought the Congol war
with their fingers on the triggers
knee deep in gore

Days and nights they battled
the Bantu to their knees
they killed to earn their living
and help out the Congolese

Roland the Thompson gunner
Roland the Thompson gunner

His comrades fought beside him
VanOwen and the rest
but of all the Thompson gunners
Roland was the best

So the CIA decided
they wanted Roland dead
that son of a (censored) VanOwen
blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
time, time, time
for another peaceful war
Norway's bravest son
but time stands still for Roland
Till he evens up the score

They can still see his headless body
stalking through the night

Bah! I said was anyone feeling goofy today.....NOT morbidly deranged!!!! The Ghostbusters could take care of old Roland the headless Thompson gunner, I reckon!

[supermom]

The best song written by one of the greatest lyricists:

Roland was a warrior
from the land of the midnight sun
with his Thompson gun for hire
fighting to be done

the deal was made in Denmark
on a dark and stormy day
So he set out for Biafra
to join the bloody fray

In sixty-six and seven
the fought the Congol war
with their fingers on the triggers
knee deep in gore

Days and nights they battled
the Bantu to their knees
they killed to earn their living
and help out the Congolese

Roland the Thompson gunner
Roland the Thompson gunner

His comrades fought beside him
VanOwen and the rest
but of all the Thompson gunners
Roland was the best

So the CIA decided
they wanted Roland dead
that son of a (censored) VanOwen
blew off Roland's head

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
time, time, time
for another peaceful war
Norway's bravest son
but time stands still for Roland
Till he evens up the score

They can still see his headless body
stalking through the night
in the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun
in the muzzle flash of Roland's Thompson gun

Roland searched the continent
for the man who done him in
He found him in Mombassa
in a barroom drinking gin
Roland raised his Thompson gun
he didn't say a word
but he blew VanOwen's body
from there to Johannisburg

Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
Roland the headless Thompson gunner
talkin about the man
Roland the headless Thompson gunner

The eternal Thompson gunner
still wandering through the night
Now it's ten years later
but he still keeps up the fight
In Ireland, in Lebanon, in Palestine in Berkeley
Patty Hearst heard the burst
of Roland's Thompson gun and bought it
now you can get back to singing the Pina Colada song D.

Aw I think it's cool song. Better than singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall when you're completely snookered. 'coarse I haven't been in years. Ya lose so much more than your youth as you get older. sigh.

[Orangetj]

The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' along,
minding his business one day
Rootin' and sniffin' and urgin' to spawn
in the mudflats of San Pablo Bay

or maybe a little of this:

Bartender please, fill this glass for me
with the wine that saved Jesus and set him free
after three days in the ground

[Andrea V]

In the corner with your boys you bet 'em five bucks

You'd get the girl that just walked in but she thinks you suck

We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see

So quit spilling your drinks on me yeah




You know who you are

High fivin, talking ****, but you're going home alone arentcha?




Cause I'm not here for your entertainment

You don't really want to mess with me tonight

Just stop and take a second

Just stop and take a second

I was fine before you walked into my life

Cause you know it's over

Know it's over

Before it began

Keep your drink just give me the money

It's just you and your hand tonight

It's just you and your hand

[D's TK]

The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' along,
minding his business one day
Rootin' and sniffin' and urgin' to spawn
in the mudflats of San Pablo Bay

Um...not sure what direction this is going in....

[Al Waysrite]

Bah! I said was anyone feeling goofy today.....NOT morbidly deranged!!!! The Ghostbusters could take care of old Roland the headless Thompson gunner, I reckon!

That was a great song by the late, great Warren Zevon. I never get tired of listening to the Exciteable Boy album. Not only does it include Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner but these immortal lyrics:

"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's"

or

"After ten long years they let him out of the home
Exciteable boy they all said
and he dug up her grave and made a cage with her bones,
well he's just an exciteable boy."

[D's TK]

Cause you know it's over

Know it's over

Before it began

Keep your drink just give me the money

It's just you and your hand tonight

It's just you and your hand

Well....I guess THIS clears up my "what direction is this going in" question! Okay...um...EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

I must counteract this with a little something for the pre-school set......

Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven above, and the sea below,
And a little white whale on the go!

B-aa-a-a-a-a-a-by beluga, b-a-a-a-by Beluga, is the water warm?
Is your mama home with you, so happy.

Way down yonder where the dolphins play,
Where they dive and splash all day,
The waves roll in and the waves roll out,
See the water squirting out of your spout!

B-aa-a-a-a-a-a-by beluga, b-a-a-a-by Beluga, sing your little song,
Sing for all your friends, we like to hear you!

When it's dark, you're home and fed,
Curl up snug in your water bed.
Moon is shining and the stars are out,
Good night, little whale, goodnight!

B-aa-a-a-a-a-a-by beluga, b-a-a-a-by Beluga, with tomorrow's sun,
Another day's begun, you'll soon be waking!

Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Heaven above and the sea below,
And a little white whale on the go!
You're just a little white whale on the go!

**The preceding post is rated "G" and is approved for all audiences**

[supermom]

alright people let's get back to the oldies BUT goodies!!!



ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL (Part 1)

Daddy's gone across the ocean,
Leaving just a memory,
A snapshot in the family album.
Daddy, what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, whatcha leave behind for me?
All in all it was just a brick in the wall.
All in all it was just the bricks in the wall.



ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL, PART II
We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all it's just another another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

We don't need no education.
We don't need no hought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teachers, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teachers leave those kids alone!
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.
All in all you're just another brick in the wall.



ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL (PART III)
I don't need walls around me.
And I don't need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
No. Don't think I need anything at all.
All in all it was all just the bricks in the wall.
All in all it was all just the bricks in the wall.

[D's TK]

"After ten long years they let him out of the home
Exciteable boy they all said
and he dug up her grave and made a cage with her bones,
well he's just an exciteable boy."

Morbid, I say....truly morbid!! Don't make me post more preschool songs...because I'll do it...I swear I will......