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[D's TK]

Anyone remember...THIS:

Ahhhhhhh-ah-ah-AHHHHHHHHHH!
Ahhhhhhh-ah-ah-AHHHHHHHHHH!

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ahhhhhhh-ah-ah-AHHHHHHHHHH!
Ahhhhhhh-ah-ah-AHHHHHHHHHH!

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing…………

[ngilbert]

Get your Led on!

This is the "Citizen Kane" of kittens-dressed-as-vikings-singing-Immigrant Song movies:

http://www.dennyweb....ing_kittens.htm

[D's TK]

Get your Led on!

This is the "Citizen Kane" of kittens-dressed-as-vikings-singing-Immigrant Song movies:

http://www.dennyweb....ing_kittens.htm

ngilbert....I think this may very well be the funniest thing I have EVER seen!!! I laughed so hard, I almost brought up a lung....and the hubby was behind me rollin' on the floor...this is soooooo classic...I seriously wish I had found this first....but the important thing is NOW I can share it with all my family, friends, and other curious onlookers!!!!!



Would anyone like to join me in a tribute to ngilbert?

We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy

[ngilbert]

I can't take credit for that - it's from the nutty folks at rathergood.com.

Their Viking Kittens is a family favorite and (shhh - it's a secret) I'm going to get my son a Viking Kitten toy for his birthday



http://www2.printsho...oy/Product.html

[folsombound]

ngilbert....I think this may very well be the funniest thing I have EVER seen!!! I laughed so hard, I almost brought up a lung....and the hubby was behind me rollin' on the floor...this is soooooo classic...I seriously wish I had found this first....but the important thing is NOW I can share it with all my family, friends, and other curious onlookers!!!!!



Would anyone like to join me in a tribute to ngilbert?

We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy

+10, AMEN! That was absolutely hilarious! The other people in my office came in to see what I was laughing about. At least this time when I saw who was posting I was smart enough to not have anything in my mouth.

[Al Waysrite]

Maybe I missed the joke about the cat vikings. Oh well I think this is kinda funny:

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle
that's the thing
And always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

Come on, always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

For life is quite absurd
and death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin
give the audience a grin

Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow
So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of s---
when you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true
You'll see it's all a show
keep em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

Always look on the right side of life
(whistle)

Come on guys cheer up
Always look on the bright side of life
Always look on the bright side of life

Worse things happen at sea you know
Always look on the bright side of life

I mean what have you got to lose
You come from nothing
you're not going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing

Always look on the bright side of life

[D's TK]

I can't take credit for that - it's from the nutty folks at rathergood.com.

Yes, but it is you, oh hilarious one, that dug it up to share with the masses! (okay, just the my folsom forum ) And for this, I must still insist....

We are not worthy

My husband figures himself quite the comedian...but after reading several of your posts over my shoulder....you are officially his new hero There will be no living with him now that he has chosen you as his role model....!

[D's TK]

+10, AMEN! That was absolutely hilarious! The other people in my office came in to see what I was laughing about. At least this time when I saw who was posting I was smart enough to not have anything in my mouth.

Good idea...about not reading n's posts while eating....and let me add that it is probably also best done in a padded room with no sharp objects nearby

[bishmasterb]

No, his mind is not for rent
To any god or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes aren't permanent,
But change is.

-Tom Sawyer, Rush

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I'm free to do what I want,
Any old time.
I said I'm free to do what I want,
Any old time.

-I'm Free, Soup Dragons

[supermom]

No, his mind is not for rent
To any god or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes aren't permanent,
But change is.

-Tom Sawyer, Rush

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I'm free to do what I want,
Any old time.
I said I'm free to do what I want,
Any old time.

-I'm Free, Soup Dragons

soup dragons? Is that another term for turtle soup? I've always wanted to try that.

[ngilbert]

My husband figures himself quite the comedian...but after reading several of your posts over my shoulder....you are officially his new hero There will be no living with him now that he has chosen you as his role model....!

Oh man, now I feel all guilty about what I'm about to do. Not guilty enough not to do it though:

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see

One, two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the locker she wanted to stay

One, two, three, four
Stick around, we'll tell you more

She was afraid to come out in the open
And so a blanket around her she wore
She was afraid to come out in the open
And so she sat bundled up on the shore

One, two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the blanket she wanted to stay

One, two, three, four
Stick around, we'll tell you more

Now she's afraid to come of the water
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turnin blue

One, two, three, four
Tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini
So in the water she wanted to stay

One, two, three, four
Stick around, we'll tell you more

From the locker to the blanket
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Guess there isn't any more

[D's TK]

Maybe I missed the joke about the cat vikings. Oh well I think this is kinda funny:

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best
And...
Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

Always look on the bright side of life
(whistle)

Al, is that you??? This sounds all sunshine-lollipops-puppy kisses-freakin' sweet....????

Attention fellow Forum readers: I am sorry to report that it appears Al has been abducted (my guess is aliens or perhaps a cult) and has been replaced with...well, whatever would write the above I...I...don't know what to say It's all fun and games until some one gets abducted. I just can't believe it....a few days ago he was writing lyrics about some headless guy....and now this...

Well, they can take Al....but they can not take......OUR FREEDOM
(side note: yes, I watched Braveheart on dish this weekend )

Al...if you can hear us....don't give up....stay where you are; don't move.....WE WILL FIND YOU!!!

[D's TK]

No, his mind is not for rent
To any god or government.
Always hopeful, yet discontent,
He knows changes aren't permanent,
But change is.

-Tom Sawyer, Rush

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I'm free to do what I want,
Any old time.
I said I'm free to do what I want,
Any old time.

-I'm Free, Soup Dragons

Rock on!

[D's TK]

soup dragons? Is that another term for turtle soup? I've always wanted to try that.

BLEAH!!! What sick mind ever decided to make turtles into soup??? Did someone see one ambling along it's way and think, "Hey...I bet I can make soup outta that...that's gotta be some good eatin' right there...." ????



I think I need to lay down for awhile......please let me know if anyone gets any leads on Al....

[Al Waysrite]

Al, is that you??? This sounds all sunshine-lollipops-puppy kisses-freakin' sweet....????

Attention fellow Forum readers: I am sorry to report that it appears Al has been abducted (my guess is aliens or perhaps a cult) and has been replaced with...well, whatever would write the above I...I...don't know what to say It's all fun and games until some one gets abducted. I just can't believe it....a few days ago he was writing lyrics about some headless guy....and now this...

Well, they can take Al....but they can not take......OUR FREEDOM
(side note: yes, I watched Braveheart on dish this weekend )

Al...if you can hear us....don't give up....stay where you are; don't move.....WE WILL FIND YOU!!!

No that was me. Always look on the bright side of life is a Monty Python song, sung while Brian was crucified.

by the way, that Soup Dragons song was done by the Rolling Stones years ago.