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Started by mylo , Dec 13 2007 09:24 AM

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#226 MSgt

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:01 AM

If you pulled the wings off a fly what would you call it (the fly)?
You are supposed to reply "I don't know... what"?

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:05 AM

QUOTE(MSgt @ Dec 14 2007, 10:01 AM) View Post
If you pulled the wings off a fly what would you call it

Sick and twisted...Like 2 guys I know......


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I have opinions, you have opinions. We'll just call it even...is that OK ??

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:19 AM

I believe that for too long, the island nation of Japan has had to bear the brunt of dealing with the world's giant radioactive sea monsters, and it's time for other island nations, such as England, to step up to the plate and quit ducking their responsibility.

What say you, guvner?

Oh wait. You're tired of the England questions. Nevermind. I'll wait for someone from Samoa or Iceland to start one of these threads, because they're kinda slacking on that monster thing too, IMHO.

ps: stay off the moors
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:22 AM

Hawaii needs more sea monsters.

Along those lines, I read a great article on Nauru recently in the NY Times:
http://query.nytimes...mp;pagewanted=1
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:25 AM

QUOTE(MSgt @ Dec 14 2007, 10:01 AM) View Post
If you pulled the wings off a fly what would you call it (the fly)?
You are supposed to reply "I don't know... what"?

You could probably sell wall paper on the internet and label it " unhinged"

#231 mylo

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:26 AM

QUOTE(MSgt @ Dec 14 2007, 10:01 AM) View Post
If you pulled the wings off a fly what would you call it (the fly)?
You are supposed to reply "I don't know... what"?

Dead.

I mean, I don't know... what?
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:35 AM

QUOTE(ChipShot @ Dec 14 2007, 10:05 AM) View Post
Sick and twisted...Like 2 guys I know......
[attachment=1510:gore.jpg][attachment=1511:dean.jpg]

These guys lost, years ago. Can you maybe get over it? I can't imagine someone in 1992 still complaining about Mondale.
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:36 AM

QUOTE(mylo @ Dec 14 2007, 10:26 AM) View Post
Dead.

I mean, I don't know... what?

What do you call a fly if you pull off it's wings? A walk

credit for this joke goes to my 3 year old grandson Leif

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:36 AM

QUOTE(ngilbert @ Dec 14 2007, 10:19 AM) View Post
I believe that for too long, the island nation of Japan has had to bear the brunt of dealing with the world's giant radioactive sea monsters, and it's time for other island nations, such as England, to step up to the plate and quit ducking their responsibility.

Didn't 'zilla attack Manhattan a couple of years ago?
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:40 AM

QUOTE(Darth Lefty @ Dec 14 2007, 10:36 AM) View Post
Didn't 'zilla attack Manhattan a couple of years ago?


Yup. And maybe if England had been, oh I dunno *actually paying attention* and had intercepted him, he wouldn't have been able to sneak up on us like that.
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:43 AM

QUOTE(ngilbert @ Dec 14 2007, 10:40 AM) View Post
Yup. And maybe if England had been, oh I dunno *actually paying attention* and had intercepted him, he wouldn't have been able to sneak up on us like that.

Check out manhattangodzillaconspiracy.org, and find THE TRUTH
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:47 AM

Question for Mylo:

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see nekkid?


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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:49 AM

QUOTE(mylo @ Dec 14 2007, 10:43 AM) View Post
Check out manhattangodzillaconspiracy.org, and find THE TRUTH


YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Posted 14 December 2007 - 10:53 AM

QUOTE(Shepherd7 @ Dec 14 2007, 10:47 AM) View Post
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see nekkid?

Because the people who do look good can get paid for being nekkid.
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Posted 14 December 2007 - 12:38 PM

Hey Mylo, How about a knock-knock joke?

Knock, Knock...
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