
Rivercats Haiku
Started by
john
, Jul 05 2010 07:54 PM
27 replies to this topic
#16
Posted 06 July 2010 - 12:56 PM
Peanuts, Cracker Jacks,
beer, Merlinos, hot dogs, beer
Oh yeah, baseball too.
Cheryl (The Soccer Mom)
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#17
Posted 06 July 2010 - 01:14 PM
Stadium Cheering
His mitt gets autographed
Lover's Evening
Catch that ball! It's mine!
He's running for home plate, now.
Ump ain't looking, dang.
Yo, bat er, swing! Crunch.
Sweet spot, balls' flying so high
Gasp! She's way out there.
Never win, when I watch.
Thinking, losing streak should break
If I bring sweet dear
Will he go to game?
Catch a ball, and share a beer?
Steal a kiss, ump fired!
His mitt gets autographed
Lover's Evening

Catch that ball! It's mine!
He's running for home plate, now.
Ump ain't looking, dang.
Yo, bat er, swing! Crunch.
Sweet spot, balls' flying so high
Gasp! She's way out there.
Never win, when I watch.
Thinking, losing streak should break
If I bring sweet dear
Will he go to game?
Catch a ball, and share a beer?
Steal a kiss, ump fired!
#18
Posted 06 July 2010 - 04:06 PM
My son is crazy
He plays in full catcher gear
For just catch with Dad.
He plays in full catcher gear
For just catch with Dad.
#19
Posted 06 July 2010 - 06:10 PM
QUOTE (Cheryl @ Jul 6 2010, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Peanuts, Cracker Jacks,
beer, Merlinos, hot dogs, beer
Oh yeah, baseball too.
beer, Merlinos, hot dogs, beer
Oh yeah, baseball too.
my favorite so far!
Keep em coming folks
#20
Posted 06 July 2010 - 06:36 PM
Date night with hubby
Trip to Winco and WalMart
River Cats would be fun!
Trip to Winco and WalMart
River Cats would be fun!
#21
Posted 06 July 2010 - 07:07 PM
Sac is where it's at
Home runs, hotdogs, loads of fun
Dinger is 'da cat!
Home runs, hotdogs, loads of fun
Dinger is 'da cat!
#22
Posted 06 July 2010 - 07:11 PM
We are not sports fans
But husband said he would go
Time for something new
A stick and a ball
Who knew something so simple
Could be so much fun
Blinded by the sun
Sports sweat drifting past my nose
Thank god it was free
I liked the outfield
Making daisy chains was fun
Crap, here comes a ball
Hotdogs and cold beer
Peanuts and crackerjacks too
Sports will make me fat
Junior High softball
Our coach barely knew the rules
I sucked at third base
You want to know my
Favorite thing about baseball?
The big bubble butts!!!
But husband said he would go
Time for something new
A stick and a ball
Who knew something so simple
Could be so much fun
Blinded by the sun
Sports sweat drifting past my nose
Thank god it was free
I liked the outfield
Making daisy chains was fun
Crap, here comes a ball
Hotdogs and cold beer
Peanuts and crackerjacks too
Sports will make me fat
Junior High softball
Our coach barely knew the rules
I sucked at third base
You want to know my
Favorite thing about baseball?
The big bubble butts!!!
#23
Posted 06 July 2010 - 07:40 PM
Roped into steering
Whole different animal
Parking on "L" street.
Pitcher hits the deck
Ball flies onward, it won't stop
Broken nose for me
2nd baseman bleeds
Fireworks not so funny
Butterfly band aid, please?
End of first inning
Substitute batter for me
A dangerous game.
Mascot favorite
Love to watch intermission
Rivercat backflip
Story old as time
Men, dirt,silly point system
Now no honey-do's
Give up, game in play
Commercial time to get beer
Or end of inning
Stinky hotdog smell
Batters up the game goes on
Rivercats scored point
Whole different animal
Parking on "L" street.
Pitcher hits the deck
Ball flies onward, it won't stop
Broken nose for me
2nd baseman bleeds
Fireworks not so funny
Butterfly band aid, please?
End of first inning
Substitute batter for me
A dangerous game.
Mascot favorite
Love to watch intermission
Rivercat backflip
Story old as time
Men, dirt,silly point system
Now no honey-do's
Give up, game in play
Commercial time to get beer
Or end of inning
Stinky hotdog smell
Batters up the game goes on
Rivercats scored point
#24
Posted 06 July 2010 - 09:53 PM
QUOTE (cw68 @ Jul 6 2010, 10:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just read the "funny" requirement. Here goes:
I can't stand baseball,
but my son simply loves it.
I'll suffer for him.
I can't stand baseball,
but my son simply loves it.
I'll suffer for him.
winner
QUOTE (Cheryl @ Jul 6 2010, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Peanuts, Cracker Jacks,
beer, Merlinos, hot dogs, beer
Oh yeah, baseball too.
beer, Merlinos, hot dogs, beer
Oh yeah, baseball too.
winner
QUOTE (MrsTuffPaws @ Jul 6 2010, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I liked the outfield
Making daisy chains was fun
Crap, here comes a ball
Making daisy chains was fun
Crap, here comes a ball
winner!
It's easy to win
just come up with witty posts
win more tomorrow!
#25
Posted 06 July 2010 - 10:53 PM
Thanks John, my young boy will be very happy. Gah, this means I have to go to a baseball game!
#26
Posted 07 July 2010 - 08:16 AM
keep em coming gang, I have lots of tickets! :-)
#27
Posted 07 July 2010 - 01:49 PM
Cool! Thank you

Cheryl (The Soccer Mom)
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#28
Posted 08 July 2010 - 05:43 AM
Here kitty, kitty
Across from the Ziggurat
State gamboling house
Across from the Ziggurat
State gamboling house
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