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#16 Cheryl

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 12:56 PM


Peanuts, Cracker Jacks,
beer, Merlinos, hot dogs, beer
Oh yeah, baseball too.

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 01:14 PM

Stadium Cheering
His mitt gets autographed
Lover's Evening blush.gif


Catch that ball! It's mine!
He's running for home plate, now.
Ump ain't looking, dang.

Yo, bat er, swing! Crunch.
Sweet spot, balls' flying so high
Gasp! She's way out there.

Never win, when I watch.
Thinking, losing streak should break
If I bring sweet dear

Will he go to game?
Catch a ball, and share a beer?
Steal a kiss, ump fired!

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 04:06 PM

My son is crazy
He plays in full catcher gear
For just catch with Dad.

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 06:10 PM

QUOTE (Cheryl @ Jul 6 2010, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Peanuts, Cracker Jacks,
beer, Merlinos, hot dogs, beer
Oh yeah, baseball too.


my favorite so far!
Keep em coming folks


#20 BeenAroundAwhile

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 06:36 PM

Date night with hubby
Trip to Winco and WalMart
River Cats would be fun!

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 07:07 PM

Sac is where it's at
Home runs, hotdogs, loads of fun
Dinger is 'da cat!


#22 MrsTuffPaws

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 07:11 PM

We are not sports fans
But husband said he would go
Time for something new

A stick and a ball
Who knew something so simple
Could be so much fun

Blinded by the sun
Sports sweat drifting past my nose
Thank god it was free

I liked the outfield
Making daisy chains was fun
Crap, here comes a ball

Hotdogs and cold beer
Peanuts and crackerjacks too
Sports will make me fat

Junior High softball
Our coach barely knew the rules
I sucked at third base

You want to know my
Favorite thing about baseball?
The big bubble butts!!!






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Posted 06 July 2010 - 07:40 PM

Roped into steering
Whole different animal
Parking on "L" street.

Pitcher hits the deck
Ball flies onward, it won't stop
Broken nose for me

2nd baseman bleeds
Fireworks not so funny
Butterfly band aid, please?

End of first inning
Substitute batter for me
A dangerous game.

Mascot favorite
Love to watch intermission
Rivercat backflip

Story old as time
Men, dirt,silly point system
Now no honey-do's

Give up, game in play
Commercial time to get beer
Or end of inning

Stinky hotdog smell
Batters up the game goes on
Rivercats scored point


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Posted 06 July 2010 - 09:53 PM

QUOTE (cw68 @ Jul 6 2010, 10:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just read the "funny" requirement. Here goes:

I can't stand baseball,
but my son simply loves it.
I'll suffer for him.



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QUOTE (Cheryl @ Jul 6 2010, 01:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Peanuts, Cracker Jacks,
beer, Merlinos, hot dogs, beer
Oh yeah, baseball too.



winner

QUOTE (MrsTuffPaws @ Jul 6 2010, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I liked the outfield
Making daisy chains was fun
Crap, here comes a ball



winner!

It's easy to win
just come up with witty posts
win more tomorrow!


#25 cw68

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 10:53 PM

Thanks John, my young boy will be very happy. Gah, this means I have to go to a baseball game!

#26 john

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 08:16 AM

keep em coming gang, I have lots of tickets! :-)


#27 Cheryl

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 01:49 PM

Cool! Thank you smile.gif
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Posted 08 July 2010 - 05:43 AM

Here kitty, kitty
Across from the Ziggurat
State gamboling house




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