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[ngilbert]

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And preted that he is Captain Bly
He'd say "are you married?", I'd say "Whoa man!"
"I'm flattered but I'm not that type of guy."

[Steve Heard]

Now, out of the night
New as the dawn
into the light

Oh this child,
innocent child,
Soft as a fawn
This child is born

One small heart
One pair of eyes
One work of art
Here in my arms

Here he lies
Trusting and warm
Blessed this bond
A child is born

[ngilbert]

There's an old Donovan song that I found extremely comforting to me during hard times. I am sharing it with all of you my friends, so that you can contemplate it's profound words, and in the hope that it may one day give you the same guidance and solace it once gave me:

First there is a mountain.
Then there is no mountain.
Then there is.

First there is a mountain.
Then there is no mountain.
Then there is.

Look upon upon my garden gate
a snail, that's what it is.

Look upon upon my garden gate
a snail, that's what it is.

First there is a mountain.
Then there is no mountain.
Then there is.

First there is a mountain.
Then there is no mountain.
Then there is.

[chris v]

Not, lyrically the best song in the world, but it is funny.

Watch the video and sing along...

Suicidal Tendencies - Pop Songs

I hate Pop Songs
They think they're clever, I think they're wrong
I hate bubble gum punk
They got the look but the music is junk

I hate anyone that savors
The foul stench of this months flavor
And hell is a place that you can go
If you like disco or techno

Pop songs
Pop songs
Pop songs
Pop songs

Hi boys and girls
come on and get happy

I hate Puff Daddy
And his friend the dead fatty
I hate the grateful dead
But I'll be grateful when the rest of them are dead

I feel like I'm on pins and needles
How many bands can rip off the Beatles?
And every day there is another
Band that got big by playing a cover

I hate pop songs
I hate pop songs
I hate pop songs
I hate pop songs

lala, lala, lalalalalalalala

I hate Celine Dion
Titanic Song makes me wanna moan
And if I hear another love ballad
I think I'm gonna have to toss my salad and

I hate teen idols
they got signed by old farts with fancy titles
There's nothing worse at least to me
Than stupid lyrics with a lame arse melody

I hate pop songs, pop songs
I hate pop songs, pop songs
I hate pop songs, pop songs
I hate pop songs, pop songs

Pop songs, I hate pop songs
Pop songs, I hate pop songs

[Shepherd7]

Volunteered for the Army on my birthday
They draft the white trash first 'round here anyway
(Steve Earle-Copperhead Road)

[brown]

It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway

[chris v]

It doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyway

YES!

[swmr545]

Sunshine go away today,
I don't feel much like dancin'
Some man's gone, he's tried to run my life
Don't know what he's askin'

He tells me I'd better get in line
Can't hear what he's sayin'
When I grow up, I'm gonna make it mine
These ain't dues I been payin'

How much does it cost? I'll buy it.
The time is all we've lost. I'll try it.
He can't even run his own life,
I'll be damned if he'll run mine
Sunshine

Sunshine go away today,
I don't feel much like dancin'
Some man's gone, he's tried to run my life
Don't know what he's askin'

Working starts to make me wonder where
fruits of what I do are going
He says in love and war all is fair
He's got cards he ain't showin'

How much does it cost? I'll buy it.
The time is all we've lost. I'll try it.
He can't even run his own life,
I'll be damned if he'll run mine
Sunshine

Sunshine come on back another day
I promise you I'll be singin'
This old world she's gonna turn around
brand new bells'll be ringin'

[leenda]

Wasted away in Margaritaville
Lookin' for my lost shaker of salt......

Been there.....!!!!!!

[Darth Lefty]

Rico Suave

and Xriss Xross is gonna make ya Jump Jump !!!

Hey yo Kris-
What up, bro?
What's that in your hand?
It's the S to the P-R-I-T-E can...

[_john_doe_]

'Cause now I got the world swinging from my nuts.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Geto Boys, circa 1995

[StephanieW]

"we all know George Bush is an imbacle
He loves Dick but he hate homosexuals
Were sick and tired of the embarasment
the whole world wants us to get another president


NOFX when they played on Conan a while ago heres the video oh the song is called franco unamerican but they changed the lyrics haha.

http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=_xmqgn1yTt8

[StephanieW]

Yeah...Puff...now there's a good song!! I am actually too young to remember Peter, Paul & Mary...but my older brothers and sisters listened to them. One of my sisters had the "Hammer" album, if I remember right. When I was little, one of my favorite pastimes was getting invited into an older sibling's room to look at all their neat stuff and I would go thru all their albums, one by one, mostly looking at the cover art and such. I swear, one of my sisters must have had more than three hundred albums and "45's" (maybe it just seemed like more because I was little!) but that kept me busy for hours. Gee...simple minds amuse easily, I guess... But it was cool because she had the beatles, elvis, the guess who, bread, gordon lightfoot, james taylor...just to name a few. I got my appreciation of music early in life sitting on the floor of my sister's room! Good times, good times

oh i love oldies!
Bye bye miss american pie, drove the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry
then the sad ones like
We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun
or the last kiss one

My mom has so many 45's thats all i listened to when i was younger lol

[Silverado]

Hello dad, I'm in jail
Hi dad, I'm calling you from jail
Hi dad, happy birthday, I'm in jail
Jail, jail, hi dad

All those years, I'm in jail now
I'm in jail, I like it here
It's nice, I like it
Hello dad, I'm in jail
Hello, hello dad, hi, I'm in jail
Say hi to mom, from jail
I'm in jail, I'm gonna stay here
I like it here
I like it, yeah, throw away the key
I'm in jail

Hello dad, I'm in jail
Jail, jail, jail, jail

[palango]

Hey yo Kris-
What up, bro?
What's that in your hand?
It's the S to the P-R-I-T-E can...

hey you remember Gerardo???? Rico Suave