QUOTE(stevethedad @ Aug 23 2006, 10:01 PM)

One day as the Little Red Hen was scratching in a field, she found a grain of wheat.
"This wheat should be planted," she said. "Who will plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
Soon the wheat grew to be tall and yellow.
"The wheat is ripe," said the Little Red Hen. "Who will cut the wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the wheat was cut, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will thresh the wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the wheat was threshed, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will take this wheat to the mill?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
She took the wheat to the mill and had it ground into flour. Then she said, "Who will make this flour into bread?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
She made and baked the bread. Then she said, "Who will eat this bread?"
"Oh! I will," said the Duck.
"And I will," said the Cat.
"And I will," said the Dog.
"No, No!" said the Little Red Hen. "I will do that." And she did.
BUT....before she could eat the bread the big bad BOS said, wait we need to take a slice of your bread and give it to the Bread Company, because if we don't they will take all of their bread and move.
The little red hen replied, "Well I can still make my own bread and besides they have more bread than everyone else so if they want more bread let them make it themselves or move!'
The cat said "I don't have any bread", the BOS said, " it doesn't matter everybody has to give up some of their bread even if you don't have any"
The Duck said, "I don't like that Bread company, I never buy that bread, so why would I want to give up any of my bread to some bread company I don't enjoy?"
After chasing his tail, the dog said, "this the best deal we could have possibly gotten!", Then while still somewhat dizzy, he said, "what will we do if the bread company leaves?"
The hen replied, "I make my own"
The cat said, "I don't have any now."
The duck said "I don't buy that bread."
The dog said, I want it and we all need to give up something to keep the bread company that I want."
The duck asked the BOS if the Geese in the next pasture over, had to give up their bread to keep the bread company, but the BOS said "NO", that is not our pasture. The duck said the "geese eat a smuch bread as anyone in this farm its not fair they get to keep all of their bread and while we give up parts of ours, to keep something some of us don't care for."
The dog, having just finished barking at his shadow said, " you all are just being selfish, its only one piece of bread and it will improve property values."
To which the, Fox, on the BOS replied to the Wolf, who is the CEO of the bread company, " if we could just get the Hen, Cat & Duck to chase their tails....we all would be rolling in the dough!"