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[4thgenFolsomite]

naaa... she can join the club, it is when banana or chip-clip join that I don't want to play any more!

dude

[supermom]

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I don't know where you find these things or what makes you think you're right.

[color="#FFFFFF"]s---ake

[Andrea V]

Okay. I think the problem is fixed now. Everyone should be able to read the posts okay from here on in.

Ummm... are you really going to eat his actual chips and salsa, or is that some kind of euphemism for something private? Some things sound nasty but really aren't - like "let's climb Mount Baldy or "would you like a position on my staff?"

Just wondering because I'm not as "hip to the lingo" of today's youth as I used to be.

Thank you for your patience.

Anyhow, I used to like apples, but ironically, now that I live in a house with it's own apple tree, they kind of sicken me.

OMG chris we need an apple tree too!!

ha!! No this time it is really chips and salsa... you should see how often we DO mean something else! you guys would laugh your arse off knowing what we have said before and you all did not know! haaaaaaaaa!!!

[Andrea V]

do they make dwarf trees?
LET ME!! baby I OWN the BUSINESS!!

[doj_gal]

Awe I feel like one of the cool kids who now gets to play in the sand box not just have my head shoved in it!!!

[Andrea V]

Awe I feel like one of the cool kids who now gets to play in the sand box not just have my head shoved in it!!!

I mean dwarf APPLE trees....


I just got SALSA out my nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DalOwnerX3]

do they make dwarf trees?

I believe they do.

Just remember that it's not the size but what you do with it.

[supermom]

Okay. I think the problem is fixed now. Everyone should be able to read the posts okay from here on in.

Ummm... are you really going to eat his actual chips and salsa, or is that some kind of euphemism for something private? Some things sound nasty but really aren't - like "let's climb Mount Baldy or "would you like a position on my staff?"

Just wondering because I'm not as "hip to the lingo" of today's youth as I used to be.

Thank you for your patience.

Anyhow, I used to like apples, but ironically, now that I live in a house with it's own apple tree, they kind of sicken me.

Is that space balls, talk, again?

[Andrea V]

Do the apple trees attract bugs?

Damn right, I need some whiskey

bugs... I hate bugs!


we are out... but if you, go to the store...

[Andrea V]

I believe they do.

Just remember that it's not the size but what you do with it.

Do you need to have 2 trees?



oh, size is NEVER an issue here... I just am running out of apple talk... change the subject to something else!

[supermom]

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[color="#FFFFFF"]s---ake

Hey!!! Why did this get censored? s---ake is not a bad word, it's a mushroom!!

[DalOwnerX3]

Hey!!! Why did this get censored? s---ake is not a bad word, it's a mushroom!!

Look at the first four letters. The censor program only looks at strings of characters. My wife couldn't use her name as a Webkins user name because it contained t-i-t

[ngilbert]

OMG chris we need an apple tree too!!

ha!! No this time it is really chips and salsa... you should see how often we DO mean something else! you guys would laugh your arse off knowing what we have said before and you all did not know! haaaaaaaaa!!!

Be sure to read the fine print. One time a guy sold me a "dwarf apple tree". The tree itself was normal-sized. But the apples themselves were the size of golf balls.

This reminds me - I used to work with a guy who always had a creative euphemism for, uh, defecating. Like he'd say "I gotta go pinch a loaf", or "I'll be right back - I gotta go lay some cable". And every day it was something new.

So one Friday I asked him what his plans were for the weekend. He said, "oh I gotta chop a bunch of logs all weekend." and I'm all, "dude, you're going to be taking a s**t for two whole days? Get some fiber!"

He looked at me like I was nuts, until he figured it out.

Lesson learned.

[mylo]

I need some whiskey

[Andrea V]

I need some whiskey

Do you need 2 apple trees for the bees pollen thing??


I am not sure the store is open to you... haaha!