QUOTE(Orangetj @ Jul 11 2007, 04:32 PM)

Buckhorn! When I was in college, we use to drink that nasty stuff when we couldn't afford a quality beer like Keystone Light! So few people have heard of it that I was beginning to think I had actually conjured it up in a bad dream or something.
On the subject of disgusting things we drank in college....
My parents had a pomegranate tree ever since I was little, and oh how I loved them so (the pomegranates I mean, but I also loved my parents too).
So every October they would bring me boxes and boxes of pomegranates. I couldn't eat them fast enough before they would start going bad, so me and some friends decided to see what kinds of mixed drinks we could make with them.
We figured pomegranate juice and grenadine are the same thing anyway, right? It turns out grenadine is sweeter and thicker pomegranate juice, which in it's raw unsweetened state is extremely tart and also you get sort of an unavoidable brainy pulp.
(handy tip - the best way to juice a pomegranate is to keep it intact and just roll it around on a hard surface, thus breaking the seeds inside. When you're ready, poke a small hole in it and *carefully* drain the juice out. Wear a purple shirt)
Anyhow the drinks that stand out from that experiment (the rest of my memory of that experiment is sort of blurry) are:
"An Unnatural Act" 1 part fresh-squeezed pomegranate juice
1 part Jack Daniels
We originally called it a "Vomet Comet", and then later "An Arch Enema", but figured no one would try it if we called it those names. Some of us were Marketing majors, you know.
"A Trotsky"1 part fresh-squeezed pomegranate juice
1 part vodka
A Trotsky is basically a screwdriver, except uinstead of using orange juice you use pomegranate juice. No fancy umbrellas - instead you stir and serve it with an ice pick to add to the pulpy "gore" factor (too soon for Stalin-having-Trotsky-stabbed-to-death-in-Mexico jokes?)
"A Hot Trotsky"Same as above, except you microwave it for about a minute. Be sure to remove the ice pick *before* you put it in the microwave. Stir and drink it fast before the bacteria forming on the top layer of pomegranate juice becomes too much for the alcohol in the vodka to kill. If a microbe can survive in a Hot Trotsky, you definitely do not want to put it in your body.
"A Flaming George Wallace"1 part fresh-squeezed pomegranate juice
1 part Southern Comfort
This was actually more of a cruel joke than a beverage, and it almost didn't leave the planning stages. We named it the Flaming George Wallace because, according to our calculations, it was probably quite flammable and if you drank one you might become paralyzed (some of us were pre-med). I don't think any of us actually ever tried to light one ablaze, and I don't recall any of us ever finishing a Flaming George Wallace. Maybe. Like I said, it's kind of a blur.