hahahaha, ok, cool. Ever heard of a signature card? Do you see the black helicopters hovering over your house? Of course you don't.
What a normal person does to protect their assets:
1. Monitor your bank accounts at least once a week.
2. Line by line verify every charge on your credit card statements.
3. Put a fraud alert on your credit history. You can do that yourself for nothing or pay Lifelock 10.00 @ month to do it for you.
4. Opt out of unsolicited credit card offers. Again, you can do this yourself for nothing or pay someone to do it for you.
Your checks, your credit card & #, your driver's license, your car license plate, etc. are everywhere and are being seen and touched by hundreds of people you don't know every week. That little girl at the McDonald's drive thru window who was double billing every ATM charge and throwing the extra cash in her pocket got away with it until someone noticed the double charge.
My last comment on this crazy thread until/if/when I get my debit cards:
When/if I get my first debit card, I'll post it here.
P.S. Do they serve refreshments at the Paranoid Convention?