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#91 BIG PAKO

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:45 AM

QUOTE(Al Waysrite @ Jul 18 2007, 09:44 AM) View Post
No, I still have a full head of hair and I believe you must be an idiot.


now-now, is somebody suffering from BITTER BEER FACE? Perhaps you should try a well crafted beer whistle.gif

"I believe you must be an idiot" You should change your name to SOMEWHATBUTNOTENTIRELYRITE

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PS By the way, I meant to ask you: Do you drive a minivan? I heard those things can tame even the manliest of men, let's just give it some time, you'll be drinking your Vodka Blue Byou with a twist and buying the Soundtrack to Phantom of the Opera soon.

#92 SacKen

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:56 AM

QUOTE(cw68 @ Jul 18 2007, 09:46 AM) View Post
No appropriate, Al. No personal insults. You've been told this before.

Come on everyone, can't we play nice? What's up today? Is the weather gettin' to ya?

Come on! I think Al and Pako are a match made in heaven! Those aren't insults. It's foreplay!

But if you insist... make sure you warn both sides so that your personal vendetta against Al isn't so obvious.
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#93 Andrea V

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:59 AM

QUOTE(SacKen @ Jul 18 2007, 10:56 AM) View Post
Come on! I think Al and Pako are a match made in heaven! Those aren't insults. It's foreplay!

But if you insist... make sure you warn both sides so that your personal vendetta against Al isn't so obvious.


+1 !!!!
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#94 folsombound

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:07 PM

I don't think PAKO's grumpy. I think he hit the nail on the head each and every time! tongue.gif

#95 Al Waysrite

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:23 PM

QUOTE(folsombound @ Jul 18 2007, 01:07 PM) View Post
I don't think PAKO's grumpy. I think he hit the nail on the head each and every time! tongue.gif


and I think, no I KNOW you're both dead wrong.

#96 Al Waysrite

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:24 PM

QUOTE(SacKen @ Jul 18 2007, 10:56 AM) View Post
Come on! I think Al and Pako are a match made in heaven! Those aren't insults. It's foreplay!

But if you insist... make sure you warn both sides so that your personal vendetta against Al isn't so obvious.


still jealous over how bad we kicked your butt in volleyball?

#97 SacKen

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:42 PM

QUOTE(Al Waysrite @ Jul 18 2007, 01:24 PM) View Post
still jealous over how bad we kicked your butt in volleyball?

Ha ha ha! We have been beaten <i>much</i> worse by other teams. I long for the days when you beat us. Ahhh, the golden years. biggrin.gif
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#98 Orangetj

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 12:55 PM

There are four types of drinks that are acceptable for a man:

beer
Whiskey
Scotch
Tequila

These items should never be mixed with anything of any sort, with the possible exception of ice.


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Posted 18 July 2007 - 01:11 PM

QUOTE(Orangetj @ Jul 18 2007, 01:55 PM) View Post
There are four types of drinks that are acceptable for a man:

beer
Whiskey
Scotch
Tequila

These items should never be mixed with anything of any sort, with the possible exception of ice.

How about each other?
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#100 Orangetj

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 01:19 PM

That might be acceptable, provided that the end result is no "easier" to drink than the individual components of the beverage. In any case, such mixing should only be done in situations in which it is necessary to combine liquor from different bottles in order to fill a glass.

#101 ngilbert

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Posted 19 July 2007 - 03:52 AM

QUOTE(Orangetj @ Jul 18 2007, 01:55 PM) View Post
There are four types of drinks that are acceptable for a man:

beer
Whiskey
Scotch
Tequila

These items should never be mixed with anything of any sort, with the possible exception of ice.


I agree, though as a public service for your readers you should mention that special rules apply to pirates, who are allowed to drink rum, and cossacks, who are allowed to drink vodka, if none of the above four drinks are available. Also, medieval knights are allowed to drink mead, but *only* if they are very thirsty and have good reason to believe that their fresh water supply is contaminated with the black death.

Also, if you run out of any of the above four items, and *only* if you do, then you're allowed to drink that blue gel your barber keeps his combs in.

Not that I've ever been desperate enough to drink the blue barber gel ... lately.
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Posted 21 July 2007 - 07:13 PM

[quote name='mylo' date='Jul 11 2007, 10:34 AM' post='168653']
Forget high gas prices, or the housing slump, the price of beer is outpacing inflation!

LOL, Thats why I have stock in Beer companies!! And whats wrong with a man drinking a tequila sunrise? thumbsupsmileyanim.gif


#103 kprincesskate

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 08:17 PM

QUOTE(john @ Jul 11 2007, 02:38 PM) View Post
Enjoy the smooth, sweet taste of...


The preferred drink of college freshmen everywhere. Tastes good going down, not so good going back up. One trip to the bathroom and you are scarred for life. Ah, memories.



So Co and a Coke! YUM!
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