QUOTE(rlsliger @ Jul 6 2005, 06:04 PM)
Just out of curiosity, what have you done since 9/11? Did you sign up to go over and fight?

Oh yeah. I know recruitment's tight these days, but I can just see it now:
"Why do you want to join the Army son?"
"Because I want to kill a billion muslim people and nuke half the planet and give it all to Israel! That's how it all starts you know. First they start with Intel and next thing you know they cut your throats! Today the Mac OS, tomorrow the world!"
"Ummm.... son, that's not really what the Army is all abou...."
"Guns! When do we get guns? And nukes! I want the launch codes! Muhammed Ali is a sleeper agent! And that kid on Johnny Quest too - Haji or whatever! They're all the same! All evil! Destroy!"
"Now, now. Uh. Well now. I'm fairly certain Haji was supposed to be Hindu. You do realize that a lot of your fellow soldiers would be muslims too, maybe even some of your commanding officers, right?"
"Kill them too - All evil! What has that part of the world ever done anyway?"
"Besides inventing writing and math? Look son, I admire your enthusiasm, but threatening to kill other US servicemen is a court martial offense and in good conscience I can't allow..."
"Nuke them all! Launch codes! Intel sleeper cells!"
"Okay son, breathe in now... breath out... there you go. Do ummm... do your parents know you're here? Is there maybe someone we could call to come pick you up""