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[supermom]

I should be so lucky. Through no fault of anyone here, for the last day I've had a song stuck in my head that goes

"Ooh hoo. Witch-ay Woman. She's got the moon in her eye-yi-yies!"

And to make things worse, those are the only words I know, so it keeps repeating over and over.

I even tried playing Bill Cosby's version of "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Hows this:

"ooh hoo. Wich-ay Woman. She's got the moon in Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sgt Peppers lonely, Sgt Peppers lonely, Sgt Peppers lonely witch..ay woman"

[D's TK]

I don't understand how my response confused or perplexed anyone...yes my choice of music uses words which form complex sentences not just silly words like jitterbug...No offense silly songs are fun too and can be very enjoyable...and yes I am younger than most who have posted and that is why I think you may not "GET" my sense of music appreciation...I guess not posting the whole song in it's entirety may have thrown too many people for a loop however, I did not think the whole break down of each song was necessary!!!!

I will field this one...

Basically, we have been trying to hurl songs back and forth to make each other sick It's not pretty, I know....but AL started it, and now he must PAY!!

Your songs sound nice...and so do you, so we're not sure how to fit you into all this Time to choose a side and step up to the plate, missy!

[D's TK]

[quote name='Al Waysrite' date='May 25 2007, 09:54 AM' post='159575']
There is now a 3 day weekend coming up. You are sentenced to spend it humming this dreadful tune:

Muskrat, Muskrat candlelight
Doin the town and doin it right
In the evenin
It's pretty pleasin


Ah, come on!!! This is just to brutal for words (or emoticons!) Alright, I was saving this as a last resort, but now you have forced me to dig into the dreaded DISCO genre!!! Those of you with weak constitutions better take cover....

Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn! Burn baby burn!
Burnin'!
To mass fires, yes! One hundred stories high
People gettin' loose y’all gettin' down on the roof - Do you hear?
(the folks are flaming) Folks were screamin' - out of control
It was so entertainin' - when the boogie started to explode
I heard somebody say
Burn baby burn! – DISCO INFERNO!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! – DISCO INFERNO!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!
Satisfaction (uhu hu hu) came in the chain reaction
(burnin') I couldn't get enough, (till I had to self-destroy) so I had to
self destruct, (uhu hu hu)
The heat was on (burnin’), rising to the top, huh!
Everybody's goin' strong (uhu hu hu)
And that is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
Burn baby burn! – DISCO INFERNO!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down, yoh!
Burn baby burn! – DISCO INFERNO!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!
Up above my head I hear music in the air - I hear music!
That makes me know there's (somebody) a promise somewhere
Satisfaction came in a chain reaction - Do you hear?
I couldn't get enough, so I had to self destruct,
The heat was on, rising to the top
Everybody's goin' strong
That is when my spark got hot
I heard somebody say
Burn baby burn! – DISCO INFERNO! (Aah yeah!)
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! – DISCO INFERNO, yeah!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin’!
I just can't stop
When(till) my spark gets hot
Just can't stop
When my spark gets hot
Burning, burning, burning, burning...

u-u-u-u-u-g-h......I think I am going to be sick.....

[supermom]

I will field this one...

Basically, we have been trying to hurl songs back and forth to make each other sick It's not pretty, I know....but AL started it, and now he must PAY!!

Your songs sound nice...and so do you, so we're not sure how to fit you into all this Time to choose a side and step up to the plate, missy!

Yeah. And So ...there. Hmpf. I took a big chance. I threw down the gauntlet at Ngilbert.

I think I'm about to be annihilated!!

[D's TK]

I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,
My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and the mountain dew
I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,
it's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.

It's D&D!

Fighting with the legends of yore.

It's D&D!

Never kissed lady before (nope).

Now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
we use these as a reference tool.
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...

No we're not.
I know.

Amateur! Stay down so you don't get hurt...

[supermom]

Yeah. And So ...there. Hmpf. I took a big chance. I threw down the gauntlet at Ngilbert.

I think I'm about to be annihilated!!

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my love to give and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself. I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you,
And so you feel like droppin' in
And just expect me to be free,
Now I'm savin' all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me
Go on now.. etc.
----Gloria Gaynor


I will survive Al and Ngilbert-They are opposites but they are duo

[D's TK]

Yeah. And So ...there. Hmpf. I took a big chance. I threw down the gauntlet at Ngilbert.

I think I'm about to be annihilated!!

Stay strong!! I bet ngilbert will come back like wildcats....well, after his shock treatment or whatever Now is not the time to falter!!!

[D's TK]

I had a Toni Tennille haircut in my youth. I'm not too proud to admit it.

Love, love will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talkin' girl comes along, singin' a song
Don't mess around, you just gotta be strong

Just stop, 'cause I really love you
Stop, I been thinkin' of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You (you, do do do) you belong to me now (do, do do do)
Ain't gonna set ya free now (do do do)
When those girls start hangin' around, talkin' me down
Hear with your heart and ya won't hear a sound

Just stop (stop, stop) cause I really love you (really love you)
Stop (stop, stop) I been thinkin' of you (been thinkin' of you)
Look in my heart and let love keep us together, whatever

Young and beautiful, but someday your looks'll be gone
When the others turn you off, who'll be turnin' you on
I will, I will, I will, I will be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
I said it before and I'll say it again
While others pretend
I need ya now and I need ya then

Just stop (stop) cause I really love you (really love you)
Stop (stop) I been thinkin' of you (been thinkin' of you)
Look in my heart and let love keep us together
Whatever (a-ba-da whatever)
I will (ever), I will (ever), I will (ever), I will (ahh)

(Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da)

You better stop (stop) cause I really love you (really love you)
Stop (stop) I been thinkin' of you (been thinkin' of you)
Look in my heart and let love keep us together
Whatever (a-ba-da whatever)
I will (ever), I will (ever), I will (ever), I will (ahh)

(Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da)
(Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da)

G-a-a-a-a-a-g-h....I'm down, I'm down!!! Oh no....

[D's TK]

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you're back from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I'd've known for just one second you'd back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive

----Gloria Gaynor
I will survive Al and Ngilbert-They are opposites but they are duo

Zing! Good one!!!

[ngilbert]

Hows this:

"ooh hoo. Wich-ay Woman. She's got the moon in Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Sgt Peppers lonely, Sgt Peppers lonely, Sgt Peppers lonely witch..ay woman"

Yeah - that sounds about right. But I have happy news! The electroshock clinic called and told me to try Leonard Nimoy's "Bilbo Baggins" song before I come in to see if that clears everything else out of my head, and it totally worked!

Anyway, they said I could share it, provided I let you know that in some clinical trials subjects reported projectile vomiting, fecal urgency, go-go dancing and "some sexual side-effects" (which seems vague to me - I guess you might turn into a dude or something).

Anyway, have a listen:

It's strange - I like Star Trek, and I like Tolkein, and yet I *hate* this. Go figure. Oh, and getting back on the subject of lyrics, here they are:

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,fuzzy, woolly toes,
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone

But one day Bilbo was asked to go
On a big adventure to the caves below,
To help some dwarves get back their gold
That was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well he fought with the goblins !
He battled a troll !
He riddled with Gollum !
A magic ring he stole !
He was chased by wolves !
Lost in the forest !
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls !

Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his hole in the land of the Shire,
That brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
Just a-sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
A-puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

[supermom]

Ooooooh nooooo. Your killing me. I gotta come back strong. I'm telling you I just can't stand the little people under 3 feet tall!!






I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda ...by
---------Wierd Al Yankovich
So--What 'cha got now?

[ngilbert]

Ooooooh nooooo. Your killing me. I gotta come back strong. I'm telling you I just can't stand the little people under 3 feet tall!!
So--What 'cha got now?

Well, we got the Nimoy angle going today now. And of course the Sgt. Pepper thing already earlier with Bill Cosby. So, obviously the next place to take this is Shatner's version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. It's not particularly catchy, but punishing nonetheless!

No... no wait. I can't do this to you. You've already said you like the Beatles, and I really hate to ruin that song for you, and what I'm thinking would be wrong on so many levels.

Ah screw it - I've just got to accept the fact that I'm evil.

Play this:

[supermom]

Well, we got the Nimoy angle going today now. And of course the Sgt. Pepper thing already earlier with Bill Cosby. So, obviously the next place to take this is Shatner's version of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. It's not particularly catchy, but punishing nonetheless!

No... no wait. I can't do this to you. You've already said you like the Beatles, and I really hate to ruin that song for you, and what I'm thinking would be wrong on so many levels.

Ah screw it - I've just got to accept the fact that I'm evil.

Play this:

Ha Ha nah Na you can't get me with that. Thank God for censoring. My comp doesn't allow you-tube. Guess I'll just have to miss that one!!

There is a God!!

[ngilbert]

Ha Ha nah Na you can't get me with that. Thank God for censoring. My comp doesn't allow you-tube. Guess I'll just have to miss that one!!

There is a God!!

Resistance is futile


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[D's TK]

Ooooooh nooooo. Your killing me. I gotta come back strong. I'm telling you I just can't stand the little people under 3 feet tall!!
I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda ...by
---------Wierd Al Yankovich
So--What 'cha got now?

THIS IS GREAT!!!! A-A-A-A-A-A-G-H!! I got a side ache like you would not believe singing this to myself!!! I gotta sit this one out, folks....