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[ngilbert]

Random thought of the day...

When my husband says he did the dishes, is it a black hole or some shift in the gravatational force that doesn't let him see the pots on the stove? Or is he just ignoring them in hopes that I'll do them?

Ah, perhaps I can help translate. I speak Husbandese (natively).

He did "do" the dishes, as my people say. You see, if there is water in the pots with some soap in them left out over night in the sink, they are "still soaking", which is a Husbandese word for "done". All you need to do is rinse them, dry them, and put them away the next morning, but technically they are "done".

Hope that helps.

[supermom]

Ah, perhaps I can help translate. I speak Husbandese (natively).

He did "do" the dishes, as my people say. You see, if there is water in the pots with some soap in them left out over night in the sink, they are "still soaking", which is a Husbandese word for "done". All you need to do is rinse them, dry them, and put them away the next morning, but technically they are "done".

Hope that helps.

awww!!

Well, once upon a long time ago--I spoke wifenotsoeasy--

and let me explain something to those whom misinterpret the honeydo mandates.

It is a mandate, not a request.

and they ain't done if their soakin...so get back in there with yer elbow grease if you ever expect to........ never mind.

these kinda conversations remind me of why I'm not married any more.

[Darth Lefty]

these kinda conversations remind me of why I'm not married any more.

And here I thought they always left when they discovered your secret life as a superhero!

[supermom]

And here I thought they always left when they discovered your secret life as a superhero!

ohh, that was cute!

But, nope, my home life is getting rosier by the minute.

[brown]

Random:

Our little princess seems to be her happiest and sweetest, with huge smiles, and little squeaks of joy.... right after she drops a SUPER POO!

Me too

[cw68]

3 things everyone likes but me:

peanut butter
ketchup
hot dogs

yuck
yuck
yuck

[Deb aka Resume Lady]

3 things everyone likes but me:

peanut butter
ketchup
hot dogs

yuck
yuck
yuck

Whoa...... I thought you like Vienna Beef dogs, no?

[Darth Lefty]

3 things everyone likes but me:

peanut butter
ketchup
hot dogs

yuck
yuck
yuck

You know that doesn't sound bad... what kind of bread?

[femmesavante]

Random thought:

That guy at the Taco Bell drive thru was pretty unfriendly. I was actually really excited about getting a "comment card" leading me to a website where I could comment on the customer service. Weird though, that after trying to submit my comments multiple times, the website basically froze up. Darn TECHNOLOGY!!

[mylo]

peanut butter
ketchup
hot dogs

Mmmm.. the 3 of those combined >= Awesome!

Turkey dogs, of course.

[eVader]

Mmmm.. the 3 of those combined >= Awesome!

Turkey dogs, of course.

Gotta add one more to my list - ketchup on a hotdog.

To quote Dirty Harry:
"No one, I mean no one, puts ketchup on a hot dog!"

[Dave Burrell]

Gotta add one more to my list - ketchup on a hotdog.

To quote Dirty Harry:
"No one, I mean no one, puts ketchup on a hot dog!"

I knew there was something about Dirty Harry that I liked.... mustard only on hot dogs... food of the gods

[folsombound]

And some egg nog.

Egg-nog Lattes! Mmmmmm!

[IT]

Ok, so this isn't so much a random thought as it is a random question.....but does anyone happen to know when and where I might be able to race my weiner dog? I think she'd win.

[Darth Lefty]

Ok, so this isn't so much a random thought as it is a random question.....but does anyone happen to know when and where I might be able to race my weiner dog? I think she'd win.

Ohhh, the jokes just write themselves