Crazy report for May 28 -
It is reported that the White House is establishing a "War Room" to deal with all the charges, revelations, news reports, leaks, and other challenges to how the office of president is being run. The term "War Room" implies there is a real war which then implies there is a real enemy. What the staffers assigned to this new War Room will learn fairly quickly is that one of their prime enemies is the president himself. to wit:
- He often says one thing and contradicts himself shortly thereafter
- Stories to explain some unusual event from the White House keep evolving every time a new question is asked about it
- He makes statements that have never been discussed or vetted with his own staff
- He sends his spokespeople out to explain some new policy or strategy, then contradicts them the next day, throwing them under the bus.
- He makes promises that he has no hope of delivering on
- He clearly doesn't understand how government operates, or how the Constitution is the rule book for it
- He ignores laws, traditions, and protocols that have been part of government service for hundreds of years
The biggest challenge for the "War Room" staff will be telling the top dog that he has to stop pooping in the house. It won't go well because this top dog thinks his poop doesn't stink.