Yeah, but then you'd have to live in Cleveland.
Hey! Easy on my home town! Yeah, I know, I left, but not because I didn't like it there.
Interestingly, my aunt just sold her house in suburban Cleveland, "as-is" for $70,000. It's identical to and down the street from this one: http://www.zillow.co.../33715628_zpid/ but had not had any significant upgrades since 1952. But note the 10,000 SF lot size! My folks bought their 1500 SF house in Cleveland in 1953 (on the same street) for $12,000 (with $3000 down), which is now worth < $90,000. Of course, in 1953 you probably could have bought in LA for what my parents paid in Cleveland.