QUOTE(wrabbit @ Mar 27 2008, 11:13 PM)
Unfortunately, you are behind the times. The fact is, cats have been watching the History and Science channels and have formed groups, which plan to take earth over in the year 2012.
Their leader, Catonia, has deemed humans unfit to rule the world and rediscovered their superior heritage and now are developing advanced technology to assist them in their reclaiming of the earth as their own.
If I could learn to speak and understand Catonese, I could better inform the authorities about their plans to take over.
I've tried to alert the FBI, but they refuse to give my story any validity. Can you believe that! They won't listen to me!!!! They just ask me if I've taken my medication!
Oh, I gotta go, my cat is coming into the room.....
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I think you may be onto something there. And we can assume now that the FBI has been infiltrated. Did the person answering the phone there have a high-pitched scratchy voice? I thought so!
The other night I came into my office and I swear it looked like my cat was playing on my keyboard! It looked like he was typing! Dunno what's up with that. But watch your back.
Hang on - I gotta go get the doorbell. Be right back.
wE NO TALK ABOUT THIS AGIN. cATS ARE NOT BAD. nOTHING TO WURRY ABOUT. gIVE THEM TUNA. aND JINGLY TOYS TOO!! yOU NOT REGET IT. tHIS IS YUR ONLY WARNING!
wHAT DOES MEAN "CAPS LOCK"? wHERE aDD rEPLY BUTTON? hERE IT IS.