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[ChipShot]

Seriously, it really is freaky to watch though -

He's got a water obsession. If we leave a glass of water alone, he'll find it, dip his curled-up paw in there, then lick his paw...again and again...dip & lick...dip & lick. He's very neat about it, until he licks...then the water gets everywhere. And don't even get me started on the kitchen sink. He tried it with my beer once....he doesn't do that anymore...

[OceanGirl]

I've had a few cats that do the dip-paw method of drinking as well!

[ngilbert]

Unfortunately, you are behind the times. The fact is, cats have been watching the History and Science channels and have formed groups, which plan to take earth over in the year 2012.

Their leader, Catonia, has deemed humans unfit to rule the world and rediscovered their superior heritage and now are developing advanced technology to assist them in their reclaiming of the earth as their own.

If I could learn to speak and understand Catonese, I could better inform the authorities about their plans to take over.

I've tried to alert the FBI, but they refuse to give my story any validity. Can you believe that! They won't listen to me!!!! They just ask me if I've taken my medication!

Oh, I gotta go, my cat is coming into the room.....

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I think you may be onto something there. And we can assume now that the FBI has been infiltrated. Did the person answering the phone there have a high-pitched scratchy voice? I thought so!

The other night I came into my office and I swear it looked like my cat was playing on my keyboard! It looked like he was typing! Dunno what's up with that. But watch your back.

Hang on - I gotta go get the doorbell. Be right back.

wE NO TALK ABOUT THIS AGIN. cATS ARE NOT BAD. nOTHING TO WURRY ABOUT. gIVE THEM TUNA. aND JINGLY TOYS TOO!! yOU NOT REGET IT. tHIS IS YUR ONLY WARNING!

wHAT DOES MEAN "CAPS LOCK"? wHERE aDD rEPLY BUTTON? hERE IT IS.

[wrabbit]

I think you may be onto something there. And we can assume now that the FBI has been infiltrated. Did the person answering the phone there have a high-pitched scratchy voice? I thought so!

The other night I came into my office and I swear it looked like my cat was playing on my keyboard! It looked like he was typing! Dunno what's up with that. But watch your back.

Hang on - I gotta go get the doorbell. Be right back.

wE NO TALK ABOUT THIS AGIN. cATS ARE NOT BAD. nOTHING TO WURRY ABOUT. gIVE THEM TUNA. aND JINGLY TOYS TOO!! yOU NOT REGET IT. tHIS IS YUR ONLY WARNING!

wHAT DOES MEAN "CAPS LOCK"? wHERE aDD rEPLY BUTTON? hERE IT IS.

Dude! You are waaaay TOO funny for me!

I give up! You are clearly the best comedian on this forum!


Hahahahahahah!!!

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[4thgenFolsomite]

I think you may be onto something there. And we can assume now that the FBI has been infiltrated. Did the person answering the phone there have a high-pitched scratchy voice? I thought so!

The other night I came into my office and I swear it looked like my cat was playing on my keyboard! It looked like he was typing! Dunno what's up with that. But watch your back.

Hang on - I gotta go get the doorbell. Be right back.

wE NO TALK ABOUT THIS AGIN. cATS ARE NOT BAD. nOTHING TO WURRY ABOUT. gIVE THEM TUNA. aND JINGLY TOYS TOO!! yOU NOT REGET IT. tHIS IS YUR ONLY WARNING!

wHAT DOES MEAN "CAPS LOCK"? wHERE aDD rEPLY BUTTON? hERE IT IS.

Is it Caturday already?