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#31 tessieca

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Posted 25 February 2008 - 02:47 PM

QUOTE(john @ Dec 18 2007, 10:49 PM) View Post
I'd probably say something stupid and get a ticket anyway! tongue.gif

Like this?

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.

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