time for more free stuff
State Fair tickets you shall get
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State Fair Haiku
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, Jul 14 2009 10:16 PM
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Jolene
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:43 PM
Haven't Been to Fair
Since was a young lass; Tickets
Too much. John, kick down!
State Fair memories
Include lots of rides, midway
games, Cotton Candy
Pink throw-up is not
A memory I'd like to
Relive in Oh-Nine
No cotton candy
For me, just the exhibits
Rides for the kiddies
John, help with tickets?
Bought a house and car repairs
Wiped us clean, sadly.
No free tickets means
No fair for the Lavine crew
How sad we would be.
Since was a young lass; Tickets
Too much. John, kick down!
State Fair memories
Include lots of rides, midway
games, Cotton Candy
Pink throw-up is not
A memory I'd like to
Relive in Oh-Nine
No cotton candy
For me, just the exhibits
Rides for the kiddies
John, help with tickets?
Bought a house and car repairs
Wiped us clean, sadly.
No free tickets means
No fair for the Lavine crew
How sad we would be.
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY GIRL.
We could not be doing this without you.
Much love and gratitude.
We could not be doing this without you.
Much love and gratitude.
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Posted 14 July 2009 - 10:55 PM
Ok, three for your perusal:
1)
Smell of food wafting
All that yummy stuff on sticks
Diet gone awry
2)
Squeals of kids on rides,
Guilty pleasures eating junk
Vibrating foot pads
3)
Tickets, parking, rides...
Wallets thin at end of day
Tired and happy grins
1)
Smell of food wafting
All that yummy stuff on sticks
Diet gone awry
2)
Squeals of kids on rides,
Guilty pleasures eating junk
Vibrating foot pads
3)
Tickets, parking, rides...
Wallets thin at end of day
Tired and happy grins
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 09:37 AM
MyFolsom com rocks
Folsom Rodeo was fun
Folsom Bridge is nice
I love Folsom Lake
Summer in Folsom is fun
Enjoy the water
Another transplant
Moved to Folsom from San Jose
Lovin life today
Folsom Rodeo was fun
Folsom Bridge is nice
I love Folsom Lake
Summer in Folsom is fun
Enjoy the water
Another transplant
Moved to Folsom from San Jose
Lovin life today
Edited by eroscoe, 15 July 2009 - 09:44 AM.
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 11:02 AM
Tossing of a ring
It's another miss, no prize
I must get that bear!
That's funny 'roscoe,
I did the opposite thing.
Folsom to 'Jose.
It's another miss, no prize
I must get that bear!
That's funny 'roscoe,
I did the opposite thing.
Folsom to 'Jose.
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 11:12 AM
kid fun once a year
smiling with sticky fingers
sunshine state best event
smiling with sticky fingers
sunshine state best event
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 11:20 AM
I want some tickets
I think I would deep fry them
Tasty fried tickets
I think I would deep fry them
Tasty fried tickets
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:54 PM
Golden State on show
with heat and sun and food -- full.
Cow smells finish me.
with heat and sun and food -- full.
Cow smells finish me.
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:42 PM
Please include us in!
We really would love to win!
John, are we not kin?!
Corndogs ev-rywhere!
We'd like to go to the fair!
John, please send us there!!
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 02:43 PM
God it's hot out here
Show me to the beer garden
Ah yes, that's better
Show me to the beer garden
Ah yes, that's better
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 05:46 PM
QUOTE (OceanGirl @ Jul 15 2009, 03:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Please include us in!
We really would love to win!
John, are we not kin?!
Corndogs ev-rywhere!
We'd like to go to the fair!
John, please send us there!!
We really would love to win!
John, are we not kin?!
Corndogs ev-rywhere!
We'd like to go to the fair!
John, please send us there!!
Amazing haiku,
That second one you have there.
I vote it to win.
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 06:14 PM
Barnyard/Midway meld
Lights flash, kids scream, barkers hawk
Buy the Ginsu knives
Lights flash, kids scream, barkers hawk
Buy the Ginsu knives
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 07:52 PM
These are funny all...
So far mylo has the best
Please keep them coming.
So far mylo has the best
Please keep them coming.
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:10 PM
Pondering just how
Many tickets John plans to
Give away this year.
Also pondering
Untimely death of fellow
Folsomite... Needed?
Won't stoop to murder
But hope we're in the running
To win some tickets!
(Also, I agree
Mylo's deep-fried ticket is
A top-notch idea.)
Many tickets John plans to
Give away this year.
Also pondering
Untimely death of fellow
Folsomite... Needed?
Won't stoop to murder
But hope we're in the running
To win some tickets!
(Also, I agree
Mylo's deep-fried ticket is
A top-notch idea.)
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY GIRL.
We could not be doing this without you.
Much love and gratitude.
We could not be doing this without you.
Much love and gratitude.
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Jolene
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Posted 15 July 2009 - 08:12 PM
Also? Can do this
For days. Does quantity count
For nothing with you?
For days. Does quantity count
For nothing with you?
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY GIRL.
We could not be doing this without you.
Much love and gratitude.
We could not be doing this without you.
Much love and gratitude.
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