Would you like tickets?
Give us a funny haiku.
MyFolsom Haiku!!!
Rivercats Haiku
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john
, Jul 05 2010 07:54 PM
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Devdave
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 08:47 PM
Rivercats Tickets
We will cheer like crazy fools
Uncle, Nephew Time
We will cheer like crazy fools
Uncle, Nephew Time
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The Average Joe
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Posted 05 July 2010 - 10:08 PM
Choose the third base side
Or else let the sun beat down
There's always the lawn
Minor league is great
Silly fun between innings
Future stars at play
Sometimes play is slow
Kids gorge themselves on junk food
Throw those peanuts please!
Or else let the sun beat down
There's always the lawn
Minor league is great
Silly fun between innings
Future stars at play
Sometimes play is slow
Kids gorge themselves on junk food
Throw those peanuts please!
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 06:33 AM
We would love tickets!
Take us out to the ball game!
Thank you My Folsom!
Take us out to the ball game!
Thank you My Folsom!
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 07:32 AM
My son loves baseball
He eats and breathes just baseball
He and Dad, how fun!
He eats and breathes just baseball
He and Dad, how fun!
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 09:17 AM
Just read the "funny" requirement. Here goes:
I can't stand baseball,
but my son simply loves it.
I'll suffer for him.
I can't stand baseball,
but my son simply loves it.
I'll suffer for him.
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 09:34 AM
Sorry John...I fixed it!
I love my state job
Which Arnold wants to cut
YEA! mimimum wage!
Bills are piling up
Extra money, HA, what’s that?
I need an escape.
Rivercats, sound fun!
Haven't been to a game yet.
Spending time with Hubs.
Great times to be had.
Watching players swing the bat.
Let's eat some popcorn.
What a great, long day!
Sure had wonderful time.
Thank you My Folsom!!!
I love my state job
Which Arnold wants to cut
YEA! mimimum wage!
Bills are piling up
Extra money, HA, what’s that?
I need an escape.
Rivercats, sound fun!
Haven't been to a game yet.
Spending time with Hubs.
Great times to be had.
Watching players swing the bat.
Let's eat some popcorn.
What a great, long day!
Sure had wonderful time.
Thank you My Folsom!!!
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 10:05 AM
What date is the game
So I know if we can go
Then haikus might flow
So I know if we can go
Then haikus might flow
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 10:07 AM
Tickets are vouchers
there is no date specified
free parking too!
there is no date specified
free parking too!
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 10:26 AM
QUOTE (john @ Jul 6 2010, 11:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tickets are vouchers
there is no date specified
free parking too!
there is no date specified
free parking too!
So where do you sit?
Is it general seating?
I have never been.
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 10:39 AM
5-7-5 please
DOJ gal thats not haiku
...and please, humor counts!
DOJ gal thats not haiku
...and please, humor counts!
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 11:01 AM
Fun night time outing...
One kid whining...one cheering
Dad takes 'em to game!
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 11:54 AM
QUOTE (john @ Jul 6 2010, 11:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
5-7-5 please
DOJ gal thats not haiku
...and please, humor counts!
DOJ gal thats not haiku
...and please, humor counts!
You broke the rules, too.
Recount your second stanza
One too many there.
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY GIRL.
We could not be doing this without you.
Much love and gratitude.
We could not be doing this without you.
Much love and gratitude.
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 12:03 PM
QUOTE (Jolene @ Jul 6 2010, 12:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You broke the rules, too.
Recount your second stanza
One too many there.
Recount your second stanza
One too many there.
D'oh, I goofed this time
Allmighty John not perfect
for shame, for shame. Sad.
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Posted 06 July 2010 - 12:42 PM
I try to avoid,
don’t care for them. But today,
I go for foul balls.
don’t care for them. But today,
I go for foul balls.
Cheryl (The Soccer Mom)
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