QUOTE(swmr545 @ Jul 10 2007, 02:11 PM) 
Wow, is that list heterosexist or what? What if that "man's man" doesn't like beer?
He is clearly not a 'man's man' in the broader sense.
Drinks Men Should Never Order
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Al Waysrite
, Jul 10 2007 11:08 AM
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:25 PM
He is clearly not a 'man's man' in the broader sense.
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:26 PM
QUOTE(Orangetj @ Jul 10 2007, 02:23 PM)
Simple. Switch to whiskey.
Remember the rhyme...
"Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear."
Start with the whiskey
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:27 PM
I'm just kidding, actually. I don't really know why any "real man" would give a crap what other people think of his drink of choice. Seems a bit like being worried whether other people think your shoes are manly enough or if your shirt is manly enough. It's the self-consciousness that's wimpy, as far as I'm concerned.
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:27 PM
QUOTE(chris v @ Jul 10 2007, 02:22 PM)
Not liking beer is not in a man's mans vocabulary.
Just picture, flapjacks, and lumberjacks.....
Just picture, flapjacks, and lumberjacks.....
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 01:30 PM
QUOTE(Orangetj @ Jul 10 2007, 02:27 PM)
I don't really know why any "real man" would give a crap what other people think of his drink of choice. Seems a bit like being worried whether other people think your shoes are manly enough or if your shirt is manly enough. It's the self-consciousness that's wimpy, as far as I'm concerned.
+1
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 02:18 PM
QUOTE(Al Waysrite @ Jul 10 2007, 02:00 PM)
and do you get your bikini line waxed before you have your umbrella drink?
My my my. Someone is overcompensating today. Someone must have caught themselves taking an extra long gander in the locker room.
And the answer is yes. I do enjoy the soft warmth of the sun on my bare nether region. Not that it is any of your business. Unless you want to be my cabana boy and apply my sunscreen.
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 02:19 PM
QUOTE(davburr @ Jul 10 2007, 01:59 PM)
straight up patron, that'll grow hair on your chest
Now we're talkin'!! Sipping on a quality Anejo sounds good to me!
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 03:02 PM
Neat Campari.....
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 03:10 PM
Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 04:41 PM
I can think of two really good "guy" mixed drinks:
My husband's current favorite: A Basil Kamikaze, which is equal parts Kettle One, triple sec, and lime juice served over bruised basil
and a Caipirinha, a dangerous Brazillian drink made with lemon and lime sliced muddled with some sugar to make a paste, topped with a few ice cubes and really good white rum poured right on top to the rim. This one is favorite of a male Cuban friend of mine. OK, he's gay, but very butch.
My husband's current favorite: A Basil Kamikaze, which is equal parts Kettle One, triple sec, and lime juice served over bruised basil
and a Caipirinha, a dangerous Brazillian drink made with lemon and lime sliced muddled with some sugar to make a paste, topped with a few ice cubes and really good white rum poured right on top to the rim. This one is favorite of a male Cuban friend of mine. OK, he's gay, but very butch.
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 04:51 PM
QUOTE(cw68 @ Jul 10 2007, 05:41 PM)
OK, he's gay, but very butch.
There is your answer to that one
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 04:54 PM
QUOTE(Andrea V @ Jul 10 2007, 05:51 PM)
There is your answer to that one
I know, that's why I put it at the end. It is a great drink though. Wicked as all get out as it's pretty much a tub full o' rum and just keeps getting tastier and tastier as the ice melts and the citrus paste dissolves. ahhh...
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 05:14 PM
QUOTE(Orangetj @ Jul 10 2007, 02:23 PM)
Simple. Switch to whiskey.
In less than a year!
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 06:47 PM
QUOTE(cw68 @ Jul 10 2007, 05:54 PM)
I know, that's why I put it at the end. It is a great drink though. Wicked as all get out as it's pretty much a tub full o' rum and just keeps getting tastier and tastier as the ice melts and the citrus paste dissolves. ahhh...
Those drinks are AWESOME!!! One of our friends has an au pair from Brazil and at one of their BBQs she and her friends were making them. Yum!!
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Posted 10 July 2007 - 08:16 PM
QUOTE(Al Waysrite @ Jul 10 2007, 12:08 PM)
I saw a list on the KCRA website of alchoholic drinks men should never order:
1. Anything blended (unless on a beach)
2. Jello shots
3. Cosmopolitans
4. Anything that uses whipped cream
5. Anything that requires a straw.
6. Any "tini" other than a real martini made with either gin or vodka with vermouth.
7. Fruity malt beverages
8. White Zinfandel
I'd add these:
No wine coolers or wine spritzers
Anything with an umbrella (even on a beach)
No Tequila Sunrises or Harvey Wallbangers
No drinks with sexual names (Sex on the beach, Screaming Orgasm etc.)
1. Anything blended (unless on a beach)
2. Jello shots
3. Cosmopolitans
4. Anything that uses whipped cream
5. Anything that requires a straw.
6. Any "tini" other than a real martini made with either gin or vodka with vermouth.
7. Fruity malt beverages
8. White Zinfandel
I'd add these:
No wine coolers or wine spritzers
Anything with an umbrella (even on a beach)
No Tequila Sunrises or Harvey Wallbangers
No drinks with sexual names (Sex on the beach, Screaming Orgasm etc.)
What's wrong with Tequila Sunrise? This is prolly one of my fave cocktail drinks & I aint no pansy.
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